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Enlargination of this cartoon can be achieved with a click of the forklift. Bizarro is brought to you today by Deep Needlepoint. Good morning (or afternoon or evening) Bizarro Jazz Pickles (or...
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Of all the millions of dollars, millions of hours of planning, training, dedication, sweat, pain, the lifetimes of dedication from hundreds of athletes and musicians, of all the lifelong dreams that...
View ArticleTweeting Feet Drag Parrot
Bizarro is brought to you today by Crack Repair. When I was a kid, I always watched the Olympics and dreamed of one day competing in them. I’ve always been a pretty good athlete and was the fastest...
View ArticleApple Beak Candy Ball Belly
Bizarro is brought to you today by Big Fun. Today’s cartoon mystified a few readers, but not many, I suspect. This one is a simple twist on a famous painting by Belgian surrealist, Rene Magritte. If...
View ArticleFur Balls and Beaks
Bizarro is brought to you today by Shameful Moments in American History. I used to play a lot of tennis so this idea was fun for me. I haven’t played in about ten years now, not because I got too old...
View ArticleGoose Bunny Hat
Bizarro is brought to you today by Unfortunate Sunburns. Taking a step away from our lively discussion of the safety of GMO crops, let’s talk about cartoons. To my great surprise, many people wrote to...
View ArticlePollo Love
(If you find yourself among the dozens of people who want to see this cartoon larger, just click the chicken wearing lucky #7!) Bizarro is brought to you today by Unfortunate Backgrounds. Good day,...
View ArticleDeath Midget Carrion Comedy
(To view this cartoon larger, click the coxswain’s head.) Bizarro is brought to you today by The Four Horsemen of the Legopalypse. People on championship rowing teams are in great shape. Maybe even...
View ArticleBoxer Shorts Latin Gay Bug Beaver
Bizarro is brought to you today by Happy Ass. This week I’ve got a few gags with which I am pleased with the art. I like the gesture of the body of this boxer, as he sits swollen and defeated. Most...
View ArticleEgyptian Super Balls
Bizarro is brought to you by Spelling Bees. I like cartoons about hieroglyphics and have done them before. Here’s one of my faves. This one came from my buddy, Cliff, who is a master of word play. He...
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Bizarro is brought to you today by Inside the Game. I used to play baseball in school and enjoyed it but I’m not a big fan of watching it live or on TV. I know thousands of you are baseball fans and...
View ArticlePush
Bizarro is brought to you today by Early Helmet. If you enjoy watching people squirt things from their bodies, this sport is for you. My good friend and colleague, Dan McConnell, conceived of this...
View ArticleBorn Adults
(A simple click of any illustration here will delightfully embiggenate it.) Bizarro is brought to you today by Enduring Myths. Today’s Sunday cartoon is a soft joke but one that made me smile. The...
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(Embiggenation curious? Click these images and wonder no more.) Bizarro is brought to you today by Grassfed Transportation. Cartoons can be a lot of things: funny, weird, poignant, sad, educational,...
View ArticleChasing Pants
(To embiggenate the cartoon below, strike it solidly in the middle with your cursor.) Bizarro is brought to you today by Running Apparel. If you are a person with at least one eye that works in the...
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